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I'm Pretty Good At Weaseling My Way Into A Job, Even If I Have No Business Being There.

My First Boyfriend That I Ever Had, Actually Sang A Song That He Wrote For Me On-stage To Ask Me Out. That Was Pretty Romantic.

With Stand-up, It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. If The Audience Claps Because They Love Your Movies, That Clapping Stops After Five Seconds, And Then It's Your Job To Make Them Laugh.

I Do Have Magical Powers, I Try To Use Them For Good And Not Evil, But I Can Pretty Much Make Anyone Do Whatever I Want Them To Do, If They're Within Range.

I'm Ucb Trained - I Came Up Learning About Game, Which Is A Really Big Part Of The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. They Teach You About Game, And Game In A Scene Is What Makes The Scene Funny. And Oftentimes, It's The Character - This Is Really Improv Dorky Stuff.