If You Can't Keep Up,

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.

In The Country Of The Blind, The One-eyed King Can Still Goof Up.

Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct Guesses Consecutively.