Expert: A Man Who Makes

Ignorance Once Dispelled Is Difficult To Reestablish.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

A Philosopher Is A Blind Man In A Dark Room Looking For A Black Cat That Isn't There. A Theologian Is The Man Who Finds It.

May Your Happiest Days Of The Past Be Your Saddest Days Of Your Future.

A Lawyer Is A Man Who Helps You Get What Is Coming To Him.