Expert: A Man Who Makes

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

There Are Two Sorts Of Losers - The Good Loser, And The One Who Can't Act.

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

Slump, And The World Slumps With You. Push, And You Push Alone.

Psychiatry Enables Us To Correct Our Faults By Confessing Our Parents' Shortcomings.