If You Can’t Do Anything

Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

All Babies Are Beautiful.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I'm Interested In Everthing But Passionate About Nothing.