He Who Hugs Too Much,

I Think I Will Die Laughing.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

All Babies Are Beautiful.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.