If You Can Be Your

Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But It's John.

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'

Sharks Are Just Evil Bastards. I'm Quite Happy If All The Sharks Just Went, Because They Eat Fish And Us. And We Need The Fish.

Before Birds Get Sucked Into Jet Engines, Do They Ever Think, Is That Rod Stewart In First Class?

Fox Hunting, There's Big Fox Hunting Thing, There's Arguments In Britain About Fox Hunting. And They Go Around. They Obviously Hunt Foxes Because The Foxes, They Attack Chickens. And Posh People Have An Alliance With Chickens Just Like In The First World War.