They Tend To Come Out

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

I Am Two Lesbians In A Man's Body.

If You Get Too Well-known In Comedy, I Do Believe It Blocks People From Taking You In Drama.

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women. In A Plastic Cup.