If You Asked Me To

The Audience Usually Has To Be With You, I'm Afraid. I Always Regarded Myself As Not Even Preaching To The Converted, I Was Titillating The Converted.

I Don't Want To Satirise George Bush And His Puppeteers, I Want To Vaporise Them.

From The Three, You Then Use One To Make Eight Ones. You Add Those Ones To The Three, And You Get One-three Base Eight, Or, In Other Words, In Base Ten You Have Eleven, And You Take Away Seven. And Seven From Eleven Is Four. Now Go Back To The Sixty-fours, You're Left With Two.

You Can Raise Welts Like Nobody Else, As We Dance To The Masochism Tango.

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.