I Don't Want To Satirise

The Lord's Our Shepherd, Says The Psalm. But Just In Case, We Better Get A Bomb.

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.

Disclaimer: If Anyone Disagrees With Anything I Say, I Am Quite Prepared To Not Only Retract It, But Also To Deny Under Oath I Ever Said It.

I Don't Have The Temperament Of A Performer, And I Certainly Couldn't Do It Every Night.

I Find Enough Mystery In Mathematics To Satisfy My Spiritual Needs. I Think, For Example, That Pi Is Mysterious Enough (don't Get Me Started!) Without Having To Worry About God. Or If Pi Isn't Enough, How About Fractals? Or Quantum Mechanics?