Everything Is So Weird In

I Find That If You Take The Various Popular Song Forms To Their Logical Extremes, You Can Arrive At Almost Anything From The Ridiculous To The Obscene-or, As They Say In New York, Sophisticated.

You Can Raise Welts Like Nobody Else, As We Dance To The Masochism Tango.

I Went From Adolescence To Senility, Trying To Bypass Maturity.

Once All The Germans Were Warlike And Mean But That Couldn't Happen Again We Taught Them A Lesson In Nineteen Eighteen And They've Hardly Bothered Us Since Then

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