If You Are Trying To

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

Reality Is A Concept That Depends Largely Upon Where You Point Your Face.

I Don't Think I Ever Wrote A Song. I Can Write A Lot Of Jokes, But When I Try To Write Lyrics They're The Most Direct, Non-figurative Words, Like, 'i Like You, I Like You,'... And That's It, For The Whole Song. People Would Go, 'ooh, This Guy's Dylan Or Something.' It Gives Me A Lot More Respect For Songwriters, Actually.

If You Can't Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You're Fat!

Fire Truck With Back End On Fire Drives Really Fast In Circles.