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Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.

I Don't How Anybody Taller Than 6-4 Can Sit In Those Seats. And The Airline Executives Don't Give A Damn 'cause They Never Walk Back There In The First Place. I Don't Fly First Class Because I Have A Lot Of Money. I Do It Because I Need The Room.

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

He'll Never Be Jordan. This Clearly Takes Him Out Of The Conversation. He Can Win As Much As He Wants To.

You Know What I Always Say About Basketball Whenever Anybody Tried To Tell Me The Knicks Are Gonna Be Good: They're Old. Old People Don't Get Healthy. They Die.