I'm Just What America Needs:

I Don't Get Into The Gun Stuff. Some Guys Have Guns Who Go Hunting. Where Do We Stop (the Gun Control) At? I'm Not A Hunter, But We Can't Say People Can't Have Guns.

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model. I'm Paid To Wreak Havoc On The Basketball Court.

Sometimes I Have To Criticize Guys To Try To Make It Fun, I Mean, I'm Out There Trying To Bust Other People. I Want All These Guys To Do Well, But When They Do Something Stupid Or Don't Play Well, I Try Not To Kill 'em, I Try To Make 'em Laugh A Little Bit.

You Know It's Going To Hell When The Best Rapper Out There Is White And The Best Golfer Is Black.

I Don't How Anybody Taller Than 6-4 Can Sit In Those Seats. And The Airline Executives Don't Give A Damn 'cause They Never Walk Back There In The First Place. I Don't Fly First Class Because I Have A Lot Of Money. I Do It Because I Need The Room.