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Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw Fans Out Of Money.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.

People Always Say He Can Run And He Can Jump. So Can A Deer And You Wouldn't Put A Deer In The Game.

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.