If They Haven't Heard It

If They Haven't Heard It Before It's Original.

Everyone Needs A Warm Personal Enemy Or Two To Keep Him Free From Rust In The Movable Parts Of His Mind

He Has A Profound Respect For Old Age. Especially When It's Bottled.

Never Thank Anybody For Anything, Except A Drink Of Water In The Desert -and Then Make It Brief.

News Is History Shot On The Wing. The Huntsmen From The Fourth Estate Seek To Bag Only The Peacock Or The Eagle Of The Swifting Day.