Never Thank Anybody For Anything,

Writing Is Easy. All You Do Is Stare At A Blank Sheet Of Paper Until Drops Of Blood Form On Your Forehead.

Why May Not The Bible And Especially The New Testament Be Read And Taught As A Divine Revelation In School? Where Else Can The Purest Principles Of Morality Be Learned So Clearly Or So Perfectly As From The New Testament?

Men Are Not Against You, They Are Merely For Themselves.

He Has A Profound Respect For Old Age. Especially When It's Bottled.

Perhaps No Mightier Conflict Of Mind Occurs Ever Again In A Lifetime Than That First Decision To Unseat One's Own Tooth.