If I Had My Life

Comic-strip Artists Do Not Make Good Husbands, And God Knows They Do Not Make Good Comic Strips.

The Mind Of Man Has No Defense To Equal Plain, Old Common Sense. This Homely Virtue Don't Despise, If You Would Be Happy As Well As Wise.

An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To Their Conduct Toward Women, And It Was Devised By Women.

In All Systems Of Theology, The Devil Figures As A Male Person.

Conversation: The Slowest Form Of Human Communication.