If I Could Have Drawn

It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood.

Some Of Us Find Our Lives Abridged Even Before The Paperback Comes Out.

I Grew Up In Los Angeles And Always Wished I'd Spent A Childhood In A Far Different Place.

Irony Can Elude The Genius Among Us, Sometimes.

I Happen To Think Nearly Everybody - Especially Those One Might Find In The Odd Issue Of 'people' Magazine, Including Me - Is Frightfully Boring, Especially Me. And Tom Cruise. Tom And I Are Alike In Only This Way.