If Every Instinct You Have

Comedy Is Just Complaining In An Entertaining Way, Enterplaining.

You Have To Motivate Yourself With Challenges. That's How You Know You're Still Alive.

A Bookstore Is One Of The Only Pieces Of Evidence We Have That People Are Still Thinking.

Make No Mistake About Why These Babies Are Here - They Are Here To Replace Us.

The Four Levels Of Comedy: Make Your Friends Laugh, Make Strangers Laugh, Get Paid To Make Strangers Laugh, And Make People Talk Like You Because It's So Much Fun.