Comedy Is Just Complaining In

I Am Freaking Out! I Am Freaking Out, Man!

To Me A Lawyer Is Basically The Person That Knows The Rules Of The Country. We're All Throwing The Dice, Playing The Game, Moving Our Pieces Around The Board, But If There's A Problem, The Lawyer Is The Only Person That Has Actually Read The Inside Of The Top Of The Box.

Can't You At Least Die With A Little Dignity?

You Can Be Passionate About Anything.

The Whole Object Of Comedy Is To Be Yourself And The Closer You Get To That, The Funnier You Will Be.