If Compliments Were Food, I'd

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

Families Aren't Easy To Join. They're Like An Exclusive Country Club Where Membership Makes Impossible Demands And The Dues For An Outsider Are Exorbitant.

If I Raised My Hand To Wipe The Hair Out Of My Children's Eyes, They'd Flinch And Call Their Attorney.

Encourage Independence In Your Children By Regularly Losing Them In The Supermarket.

I Would Have Invited Friends Over To Dinner Even If The Carpet Was Stained, Or The Sofa Faded.