Ideas Are Transplanted By Splitting,

The Streets Of Vienna Are Paved With Culture, The Streets Of Other Cities With Asphalt.

It So Often Happened To Me That Someone Who Shared My Opinion Kept The Larger Share For Himself That I Am Now Forewarned And Offer People Only Ideas.

Satire Chooses And Knows No Objects. It Arises By Fleeing From Them And Their Forcing Themselves Upon It.

There Are Writers Who Can Express In As Little As Twenty Pages What I Occasionally Need As Many As Two For.

If Something Is Stolen From You, Don't Go To The Police. They're Not Interested. Don't Go To A Psychologist Either, Because He's Interested In Only One Thing: That It Was Really You Who Did The Stealing.