Satire Chooses And Knows No

If Children Had Been Told That They Could Not Blow Their Noses, This Alone Would Make Adults Blush.

Christian Morality Prefers Remorse To Precede Lust, And Then Lust Not To Follow.

My Readers Think That I Write For The Day Because My Writings Are Based On The Day. So I Shall Have To Wait Until My Writings Are Obsolete. Then They May Acquire Timeliness.

News Reports Stand Up As People, And People Wither Into Editorials. Clichés Walk Around On Two Legs While Men Are Having Theirs Shot Off.

Intercourse With A Woman Is Sometimes A Satisfactory Substitute For Masturbation. But It Takes A Lot Of Imagination To Make It Work.