I'd The Upbringing A Nun

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.