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Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.