God Is A Gentleman. He

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.

Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.

I'd The Upbringing A Nun Would Envy. Until I Was Fifteen I Was More Familiar With Africa Than My Own Body.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.