Fay: The British Police Force

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.