I'd Love To Be Popular

The Bad Thing About The Bushwhackers Is That Win, Lose, Or Draw, You Gotta Have Everything You Got On Fumigated.

He's The Only Man I Know Of Who Can Hide His Own Easter Eggs.

Are There Any Swamps In Oklahoma? Yes, There Is. It's Called Tulsa.

[on Sting] He Threw A Sucker Punch. There's The Sucker Who Threw The Punch. Him The The Bart Simpson Hair Doo.

Tito Santana Is Like A Cue-ball. The More You Strike Him, The More English You Get Out Of Him.