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He's The Only Man I Know Of Who Can Hide His Own Easter Eggs.

Its Amazing That Lou Ferrigno Can Talk With Fifty Pounds Of Cracker In His Mouth.

Dusty Rhodes And Sapphire. They're A Lovely Twosome, Or Threesome, Or Foursome, Or Twenty-fifthsome.

Are There Any Swamps In Oklahoma? Yes, There Is. It's Called Tulsa.

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