I'd Imagine My Wedding As

They Say When You Reach A Crossroad Or A Turning Point In Life, It Really Doesn't Matter How We Got There, But It's What We Do Next After We Got There. Usually You Arrive There By Adversity, And Then It Is Then And Only Then That We Find Out Who We Truly Are And What We're Truly Made Of. It's A Process, A Gift And A Journey, And If We Can Travel It Alone, Although The Road May Be Rough At The Beginning, You Find An Ability To Walk It. A Way To Start Fresh Again. It's Neither A Downfall Nor A Failure, But A New Beginning.

It Hurts That, You Know, The Media's Made Me Into Sort Of This Like Punching Bag Or Cartoon Character-they Think That I Don't Have Any Feelings, And, You Know, It Hurts Like Anyone Else.

Every Woman Should Have Four Pets In Her Life. A Mink In Her Closet, A Jaguar In Her Garage, A Tiger In Her Bed, And A Jackass Who Pays For Everything.

Whatever I Write In Email, It Doesn't Mean Anything. It Is Just Words I Write.

A Lot Of The Things I Say I'm Just Trying To Be Funny... I Don't Really Mean Everything I Say, Because I'm Not Totally That Airhead.