A Lot Of The Things

I'd Rather Not Do Anything. Guys Want You More When You Don't. Young Girls Should Know That.

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring--and Nothing Worse Than Letting Other People Tell You What To Do. I Was One Of The Few Heiresses To Walk The Runway As A Model. A Lot Of People Thought That Was Shocking. Why Did I Do It? Was It A Desperate Cry For Attention, Like The Papers Said? Hardly. It's Not Like I Need Any More Attention. Did I Do It For Money? Of Course Not. Modeling Doesn't Pay That Well, Anyway, Unless You're Gisele Or Cindy Crawford, Or, Like Patti Hansen, You Get To Marry A Rock Star. I Did It Because It Was Fun.

I Don't Enjoy Going Out Anymore It's Such A Pain. It's Everyone Saying, 'let's Do A Deal! Can I Have A Picture?' I'm Just, Like, 'these People Are Such Losers. I Can't Believe I Used To Love Doing This.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

Having A Nightclub In Your House Really Helps For Having A Party, Because Then You Don't Need To Go Out.