I Write All The Time

I Think People Tend To Feel Odd When I Do My Act. Unless You Are An Ironic Person, It's Not A Good Place For You To Be.

I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.

My Stand-up Act? I Combine The Fact That The World Is A Violent Place With The Fact That Each Person Is Responsible For The Situation They Are In.

Stand-up Is Live, So I'm Used To Being Live For Most Of My Career. It's Interesting.

Well... You Know, I Would Wake Up With A Terrible Hangover In A Jail Somewhere And Worst Part Was That I Would Not Know Why I Was There.