With Comedians, You Have That

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

That’s The Beauty Of Being A Comedian: It’s The One Job You’re Allowed To Do That. We’re Lucky. We’re Really Lucky.

I Get The Impression The English Kings Were Witty, For Some Reason. I Feel Like All You Had Was Your Wit.

Well... You Know, I Would Wake Up With A Terrible Hangover In A Jail Somewhere And Worst Part Was That I Would Not Know Why I Was There.