I Would Really Like To

The Only Thing A Whirlwind Courtship Does Is Blow Dust In Everyone's Eyes.

It's A Good Idea To Wait A Few Months Before Joining Anything When You Arrive At A Village. A Bookseller Friend Who Retired To Nearby Oxfordshire, And Was Worried He Might Be Bored, Got Himself On To Every Village Committee In The First Six Months, And Spent The Next Ten Years Extricating Himself.

I Was So Flattered That Someone Wanted Me To Write A Book, I Said I Would. It Was Published In 1969.

People Who Can Write A Book Usually Do.

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.