The Only Thing A Whirlwind

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.

I Love The Long Grass Coming Up To Meet The Willows.

At Home I Have Big Vats Of Cabbage Soup That I Make To Slim Down.

But Really I'm Not Terribly Interested In What I Eat.

There Is Nothing More Attractive Than A Man Who Is Not A New Man.