I Would Rather Be Living

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

What A Gorgeous Day. What Effulgent Sunshine. It Was A Day Of This Sort The Mcgillicuddy Brothers Murdered Their Mother With An Axe.

My Daughter Wants To Throw A Stone At A Bad Man. I Stop Her From Throwing, Shaking My Head And Giving Her A Little Slap. My Disapproval Is Complete. You Think: 'that's Right, She Shouldn't Throw A Stone Even At A Villain.' Then I Hand Her A Brick To Throw.