I Would Never Kill Somebody,

Basically ... Out Of All The Ridiculous Religion Stories Which Are Greatly, Wonderfully Ridiculous—the Silliest One I've Ever Heard Is, 'yeah ... There's This Big Giant Universe And It's Expanding, It's All Gonna Collapse On Itself And We're All Just Here Just 'cause ... Just 'cause'. That, To Me, Is The Most Ridiculous Explanation Ever.

I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About Real-world Stuff.

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.

I Hate Puppets So Much. I Dream About Puppets All Night. I See Strings On People. The Nice Thing Is We Can Just Take A Puppet And Put It In Front Of A Wall And Blow The Shit Out Of It.

Any Job Is A Job. If You Have To Be Doing Something, Then You're Probably Not Enjoying It.