I Would Never Join A

I Made A Killing On Wall Street A Few Years Ago...i Shot My Broker.

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.