I Love My Cigar Too,

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

You're Only As Young As The Woman You Feel.

Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back My Introduction To You?

I Was So Long Writing My Review That I Never Got Around To Reading The Book.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.