Next Time I See You,

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.