Age Is Not A Particularly

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion Cells To Be You For A While

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