Will You Marry Me? Do

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

Always Examine The Dice.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

How Much Would You Want To Stand At The Wrong End Of A Shooting Gallery?