I Wish I Didn't Have

International Rock Star - Gravy Maker Extraordinaire.

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

None Of Us Is Perfect. Everyone Has Got A Skeleton In The Closet That They Don't Want People To Find Out. I Just Let It Go, With A Bit Of Humor.

I'm Hoping To Do A Broadway Musical On The Life Of Rasputin. He's Someone I Can Definitely Identify With.

Occasionally, I Go Off The Rails. I Once Nearly Killed Somebody Once - It Wasn't Funny. I Am A Lunatic. The Pressure Of Work, The Pressure - Everyone Has A Stop Valve, And I Don't Have One.