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I'm One Of These People That Always Looks On The Bad Side Of The Fence.

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

Sometimes I'm Scared Of Being Ozzy Osbourne. But It Could Have Been Worse. I Could Have Been Sting.

The Rest Of The Guys In Sabbath Became Boring Old Farts, And There I Was, This Crazy Guy, Still Into Wrecking Hotel Rooms And Having Parties.

I Don't Read The Bible. Not Because I Don't Want To, I Just Haven't Got Around To It Yet. One Day Perhaps I'll Pick It Up And Look At It.