Occasionally, I Go Off The

I’m A Lunatic By Nature, And Lunatics Don’t Need Training – They Just Are.

You Gotta Be Really Careful What You Bite Off. Don't Bite Off More Than You Can Chew. It's A Dangerous World.

Life's Not All About Money.

People Want It To Be Red, Like Blood. It's Kind Of Funny. When I Used To Throw Meat Into The Audience, I'd Get Letters From Kids' Mothers Saying, "what's The Best Way To Get Blood Stains Out Of My Son's Shirt?"

They Said I Would Never Write This Book. Well, F**k ’em – ’cos Here It Is. All I Have To Do Now Is Remember Something... Bollocks. I Can’t Remember Anything.