I Will Read Anything Rather

I Know What I Wish Ralph Nader Would Investigate Next. Marriage. It's Not Safe, It's Not Safe At All.

Movie Actors Are Just Ordinary, Mixed-up People - With Agents.

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

If You Have Formed The Habit Of Checking On Every New Diet That Comes Along, You Will Find That, Mercifully, They All Blur Together, Leaving You With Only One Definite Piece Of Information: French-fried Potatoes Are Out.

It Has Been Explained To Me That Toys Are Packaged In Shards, To Be Assembled By The Middle-aged And Butter-fingered, Because This Makes It Easier For The Shippers. ... If They Had To Spend Hours And Hours Putting Handlebars Onto Bicycles ... They Would Repent Their Ways And Deliver Something That Looked Like A Rocking Horse And Not Like The Result Of A Small Street Accident.