I Was Always The Last

Now The Thing About Having A Baby - And I Can't Be The First Person To Have Noticed This - Is That Thereafter You Have It.

An Actor Can Remember His Briefest Notice Well Into Senescence And Long After He Has Forgotten His Phone Number And Where He Lives.

Some People Have Such A Talent For Making The Best Of A Bad Situation That They Go Around Creating Bad Situations So They Can Make The Best Of Them.

There Is This To Be Said About Having Money. You Get Rejected By A Higher Class Of People.

One Of The Most Difficult Things To Contend With In A Hospital Is That Assumption On The Part Of The Staff That Because You Have Lost Your Gall Bladder You Have Also Lost Your Mind.