An Actor Can Remember His

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.

It Takes At Least One To Make A Marriage.

You Don't Seem To Realize That A Poor Person Who Is Unhappy Is In A Better Position Than A Rich Person Who Is Unhappy. Because The Poor Person Has Hope. He Thinks Money Would Help.

I Once Truly Believed That If I Had To Stand In Line For Twenty Minutes To Have A Package Gift-wrapped It Actually Gave The Recipient More Pleasure.

I Don't Want To See The Uncut Version Of Anything.