I Thought We Talked Things

Children Are Different - Mentally, Physically, Spiritually, Quantitatively, Qualitatively; And Furthermore, They're All A Little Bit Nuts.

Man Is The Only Animal That Learns By Being Hypocritical. He Pretends To Be Polite And Then, Eventually, He Becomes Polite.

Women Speak Because They Wish To Speak, Whereas A Man Speaks Only When Driven To Speak By Something Outside Himself Like, For Instance, He Can't Find Any Clean Socks.

In The Beginning, We Made The Usual Mistake Of Looking At Houses We Could Afford. I Am Working On A Proposition, Hereafter To Be Known As Kerr's Law, Which States In Essence: All The Houses You Can Afford To Buy Are Depressing.

Don't Be Silly. I'm A Mature, Intelligent Woman. Of Course I'm Afraid Of My Mother.