I Was So Wrinkled I

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.