I Was So Long Writing

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back My Introduction To You?

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.